Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 16th April 2021

Dilbert//11689, first published five years ago on Friday 16th April 2021

Nickname For Dilbert

Tags

managers & supervisors, ceo, nickname, geek, insult, business, odds, name, actual

Official transcript

ceo: i came up with a nickname for you because you're such a geek.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK.

"DILBERT." THAT'S MY ACTUAL NAME.

WHAT WERE THE ODDS OF THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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