Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 26th April 2021

Dilbert//11699, first published five years ago on Monday 26th April 2021

Workplace Injuries

Tags

business, technology, meeting, video call, workplace, injury, reduce, work from home, security, guard, hurt, back, steal, office equipment

Official transcript

boss on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE REDUCED WORKPLACE INJURIES BY 76% THIS PAST YEAR.

WE ALL WORKED FROM HOME THIS YEAR. SHOULDN'T WE HAVE SEEN A 100% REDUCTION?

OUR SECURITY GUARD KEPT HURTING HIS BACK STEALING OFFICE EQUIPMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Workplace Injuries and Security Guard Issues"

Summary:

The comic strip features three panels, each with a humorous take on workplace injuries and security guard issues.

Panel 1:

• The first panel shows an employee proudly announcing that the company has reduced workplace injuries by 76% this year.
• The employee is depicted sitting at a desk with a laptop, looking confident and pleased with themselves.

Panel 2:

• The second panel reveals that the employees have been working from home all year, which is why the injury rate has decreased.
• The employee is shown sitting at a desk with a laptop, looking puzzled and wondering why they haven't seen a 100% reduction in injuries.

Panel 3:

• The third panel shows a security guard sitting at a desk, looking unimpressed and saying, "Our security guard kept hurting his back stealing office equipment."
• The security guard is depicted with a scowl on his face, looking like he's had enough of the company's antics.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that companies often try to spin their statistics to make themselves look better, even if it means ignoring the real issues. In this case, the company is trying to take credit for reducing workplace injuries, but the employees are actually working from home, and the security guard is the one who's really getting hurt. The strip uses humor to highlight the absurdity of corporate spin and the importance of getting to the root of the problem.

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