Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th May 2021

Dilbert//11708, first published five years ago on Wednesday 5th May 2021

Dick Tells A Rumor

Tags

business, workplace, coworkers, people, gossip, malice, slander, pointless, pain, nemesis, office workers

Official transcript

dick: hi, i'm dick, your workplace nemesis.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI, I'M DICK, YOUR WORKPLACE NEMESIS.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEOPLE ARE SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, BUT I CANT TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING HAVE I ME THAT? MENTIONED I FEED ON YOUR PAIN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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