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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th May 2021

Dilbert//11708, first published five years ago on Wednesday 5th May 2021

Dick Tells A Rumor


Tags

business, workplace, coworkers, people, gossip, malice, slander, pointless, pain, nemesis, office workers


Official transcript

dick: hi, i'm dick, your workplace nemesis.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI, I'M DICK, YOUR WORKPLACE NEMESIS.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE PEOPLE ARE SAYING TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, BUT I CANT TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF TELLING HAVE I ME THAT? MENTIONED I FEED ON YOUR PAIN?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feeding on Pain"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, Dick and his boss. The boss, aware of the rumors surrounding Dick, asks him to identify the individuals spreading the negative comments. Dick responds by pointing out that his boss is feeding on his pain, implying that the boss is exploiting his emotions for personal gain. The comic strip humorously highlights the dynamics of office politics and the ways in which individuals can manipulate others for their own benefit.

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