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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th May 2021

Dilbert//11712, first published five years ago on Sunday 9th May 2021

Boss Isn't Fair


Tags

business, technology, video call, project, fair, repeating, bump, head


Official transcript

dilbert and ceo on video call.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT ISN'T FAIR THAT ALICE GETS ALL THE BEST PROJECTS.

AND WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

IT'S NOT FAIR.

YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.

YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT MORE FAIR.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR?

DID YOU BUMP YOUR HEAD?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Fairness"

Summary:

The comic strip "Fairness" by Scott Adams features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life. The strip revolves around a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Alice, who is discussing the fairness of a project assignment.

Key Panels:

  • Panel 1: Dilbert is shown sitting at his desk, with a speech bubble stating, "It isn't fair that Alice gets all the best projects."
  • Panel 2: Alice is depicted sitting across from Dilbert, responding, "And what's your point?"
  • Panel 3: Dilbert asks, "You already said that," implying that he has made his point before.
  • Panel 4: Alice responds, "You should do something to make it more fair."
  • Panel 5: Dilbert asks, "Why?"
  • Panel 6: Alice's response is, "Because it's not fair."
  • Panel 7: Dilbert questions, "Did you bump your head?"
  • Panel 8: The final panel shows Dilbert looking puzzled, with no response from Alice.

Humor and Commentary:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of fairness in the workplace, highlighting the absurdity of expecting equal treatment when it comes to project assignments. The exchange between Dilbert and Alice is lighthearted and humorous, with Dilbert's sarcasm and Alice's straightforwardness creating a comedic dynamic. The strip also touches on the theme of office politics, where employees often feel underappreciated and overworked. Overall, "Fairness" is a relatable and entertaining comic strip that showcases Dilbert's signature wit and humor.

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