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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th May 2021

Dilbert//11727, first published five years ago on Monday 24th May 2021

Ted Is Great But Not Enough


Tags

business, comparison, managers & supervisors, performance, employment, exceptional, fired, universe, sense, complain, reverse psychology


Official transcript

boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TED, YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXCEPTIONAL.

BUT EVERYONE ELSE WAS EVEN BETTER, SO ... YOU'RE FIRED.

IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?

YOU ALSO COMPLAIN TOO MUCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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