Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th May 2021
Dilbert//11727, first published five years ago on Monday 24th May 2021
Ted Is Great But Not Enough
Tags
business, comparison, managers & supervisors, performance, employment, exceptional, fired, universe, sense, complain, reverse psychology
Official transcript
boss: ted, your performance this year has been exceptional. but everyone else was even better, so...you're fired.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
TED, YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS YEAR HAS BEEN EXCEPTIONAL.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE WAS EVEN BETTER, SO ... YOU'RE FIRED.
IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?
YOU ALSO COMPLAIN TOO MUCH.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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