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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th May 2021

Dilbert//11729, first published five years ago on Wednesday 26th May 2021

Opposition Research


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business, business ethics, managers & supervisors, accomplishments, year, opposition, research, co-workers, ranking, employees, idea


Official transcript

wally: it might seem as though i accomplished very little this year. and that's true. but i also have a trove of opposition research on my co-workers.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT MIGHT SEEM AS THOUGH I ACCOMPLISHED VERY LITTLE THIS YEAR.

AND THAT'S TRUE. BUT I ALSO HAVE A TROVE OF OPPOSITION RESEARCH ON MY COWORKERS.

WHAT?

RANKING EMPLOYEES AGAINST EACH OTHER WAS YOUR BEST IDEA EVER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ranking Employees Against Each Other"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his boss, Wally.
  • Dilbert's boss is proud of his accomplishment of ranking employees against each other, which he believes is his best idea ever.
  • Dilbert expresses his skepticism about the idea, implying that it may not be as effective as his boss thinks.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of ranking employees against each other in the workplace, highlighting the potential negative consequences of such a system.

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