Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th May 2021

Dilbert//11733, first published five years ago on Sunday 30th May 2021

Frequent Victims Club

Tags

business, join, frequent, victim, club, beverage, minute, dollar, track, purchases, sell, data, colleagues, stores, customer, servey

Official transcript

man with red apron: would you like to join our frequent victims club?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN OUR FREQUENT VICTIMS CLUB?

NO, I JUST WANT TO BUY THIS BEVERAGE.

YOU COULD SAVE A DOLLAR IF YOU JOIN NOW. IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TRACKING MY PURCHASES AND SELLING MY DATA.

IF YOU DON'T SIGN UP, MY COLLEAGUES AND I WILL PESTER YOU TO DO IT EVERY TIME YOU TRY TO BUY SOMETHING.

I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE!

NO, YOU WON'T.

BECAUSE OTHER STORES ARE JUST AS BAD AS WE ARE.

I AM NOT A VICTIM!

TELL THAT TO THE CUSTOMER SURVEY IM ABOUT TO PESTER YOU INTO DOING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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