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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th June 2021

Dilbert//11743, first published five years ago on Wednesday 9th June 2021

Deleting Before Audit


Tags

business, business ethics, auditor, suspect, delete, database, believe, incriminating, hide


Official transcript

internal auditor: i find it hard to believe you "accidentally"

deleted a database just as i arrived. it makes me suspect you tried to hide something incriminating.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

INTERNAL AUDITOR I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU "ACCIDENTALLY" DELETED A DATABASE JUST AS I ARRIVED.

IT MAKES ME SUSPECT YOU TRIED TO HIDE SOMETHING INCRIMINATING.

SOUNDS LIKE REASONABLE DOUBT TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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