Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th June 2021

Dilbert//11764, first published five years ago on Wednesday 30th June 2021

Video Lunch Meeting Rules

Tags

business, meeting, zoom lunch meeting, zoom, lunch, beaver, dam, bubblewrap, ugly, eater, video, off, on, sarcasm, microphone

Official transcript

alice: welcome to our first zoom lunch meeting. if you chew louder than a beaver making a dam out of bubble wrap, please turn off your microphone. and if you are an ugly eater...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO OUR FIRST ZOOM LUNCH MEETING.

IF YOU CHEW LOUDER THAN A BEAVER MAKING A DAM OUT OF BUBBLE WRAP, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR MICROPHONE.

AND IF YOU ARE AN UGLY EATER...

WE GET IT. VIDEO OFF.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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