Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th July 2021

Dilbert//11768, first published five years ago on Sunday 4th July 2021

Tina Misremembers

Tags

business, meeting, cancel, communication, remember, text, message, confirm, trigger, cognitive dissonance, absurd, frogs, hooves, wrong, liar

Official transcript

Tina: why didn't you tell me you canceled the meeting?!!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU CANCELED THE MEETING?!!

DID.

YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY DID NOT.

I WOULD CERTAINLY REMEMBER IF YOU DID HERE ARE THE TEXT MESSAGES WHEN I TOLD YOU I CANCELED THE MEETING AND YOU CONFIRMED.

UH-OH. I SEEM TO HAVE TRIGGERED COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

WHATEVER YOU SAY NEXT IS LIKELY TO BE AN ABSURDITY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BE RIGHT WHEN YOU ARE WRONG.

I TOLD YOU FROGS DON'T HAVE HOOVES, BUT YOU INSISTED THEY DID! ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG!

WIN, YOU LIAR!

THIS SHOW NEVER GETS OLD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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