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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th July 2021

Dilbert//11768, first published five years ago on Sunday 4th July 2021

Tina Misremembers


Tags

business, meeting, cancel, communication, remember, text, message, confirm, trigger, cognitive dissonance, absurd, frogs, hooves, wrong, liar


Official transcript

Tina: why didn't you tell me you canceled the meeting?!!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU CANCELED THE MEETING?!!

DID.

YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY DID NOT.

I WOULD CERTAINLY REMEMBER IF YOU DID HERE ARE THE TEXT MESSAGES WHEN I TOLD YOU I CANCELED THE MEETING AND YOU CONFIRMED.

UH-OH. I SEEM TO HAVE TRIGGERED COGNITIVE DISSONANCE.

WHATEVER YOU SAY NEXT IS LIKELY TO BE AN ABSURDITY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BE RIGHT WHEN YOU ARE WRONG.

I TOLD YOU FROGS DON'T HAVE HOOVES, BUT YOU INSISTED THEY DID! ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG!

WIN, YOU LIAR!

THIS SHOW NEVER GETS OLD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Frog Legs and Cognitive Dissonance"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around a meeting where the main character, Dilbert, is confused about why he was canceled from a meeting. The conversation with his boss reveals that he was not canceled, but rather, he canceled himself. The boss then explains that she would have remembered if he did, and that frogs don't have hooves, but she insists they did. The conversation becomes increasingly absurd, with Dilbert pointing out the cognitive dissonance in her statements.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is confused about being canceled from a meeting.
  • His boss explains that he canceled himself, but she would have remembered if he did.
  • She insists that frogs don't have hooves, but claims they did.
  • Dilbert points out the cognitive dissonance in her statements.
  • The conversation becomes increasingly absurd and illogical.

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