Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th July 2021

Dilbert//11773, first published five years ago on Friday 9th July 2021

New Loyal Customers

Tags

business, meeting, ceo, woke, advertising, dollars, loss, quarter, offend, straight face, botox, annoying

Official transcript

ceo: our strategy of being annoyingly woke in our ads caused us to have an eight billion dollar loss this quarter. but it was worth it because sometimes you have to offend some of your customers to make the others loyal.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR STRATEGY OF BEING ANNOYINGLY WOKE IN OUR ADS CAUSED US TO HAVE AN EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LOSS THIS QUARTER.

BUT IT WAS WORTH IT BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO OFFEND SOME OF YOUR CUSTOMERS TO MAKE THE OTHERS LOYAL.

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?

NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT BOTOX?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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