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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th July 2021

Dilbert//11782, first published five years ago on Sunday 18th July 2021

Boss Trades Cryptocurrency


Open source transcript

IM THINKING OF GETTING INTO CRYPTOCURRENCY TRADING.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

THEN YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT.

THAT'S HOW YOU LEARN.

I'LL SET UP A CRYPTO WALLET AND MANAGE IT FOR YOU THANK YOU!

HOW MUCH SHOULD I PUT IN THERE?

AT LEAST 90% OF YOUR NET WORTH.

THAT'S CALLED DIVERSIFICATION.

THEN NEVER LOOK AT IT AGAIN.

NEVER?

NEVER. UNLESS I DIE BEFORE YOU DO. THEN IT'S FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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