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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th July 2021

Dilbert//11784, first published five years ago on Tuesday 20th July 2021

Wally's Budget Requirements


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WALLY, I NEED YOUR BUDGET REQUIREMENTS FOR NEXT YEAR.

PUT ME DOWN FOR AS MUCH AS I CAN GET.

YOU'RE LET'S NOT EVEN START WITH TRYING A TRILLION BE DOLLARS AND HELPFUL.

SEE HOW FAR THAT GOES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Trillion Dollars to Be Helpful"

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character who is known for his lack of effort and enthusiasm. In this strip, he is approached by his boss, who asks him to put in as much effort as he can to meet budget requirements for the next year. Wally responds by saying that he will try to be helpful, but only if he can start with a trillion dollars. The boss is shocked by Wally's response and asks him how far a trillion dollars will go. Wally replies that it will go "far," implying that he is not taking his responsibilities seriously.

Key Points:

  • Wally is asked to put in more effort to meet budget requirements.
  • He responds by saying he will try to be helpful, but only if he can start with a trillion dollars.
  • The boss is shocked by Wally's response and asks him how far a trillion dollars will go.
  • Wally replies that it will go "far," implying that he is not taking his responsibilities seriously.

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