Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 25th July 2021

Dilbert//11789, first published five years ago on Sunday 25th July 2021

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Open source transcript

DID YOU USE THE LAST OF THE PRINTER PAPER AND NEGLECT TO INFORM ANYONE TO BUY MORE?

NO, I DON'T EVEN USE THAT PRINTER. I USE THE ONE IN THE LAB.

IF YOU AREN'T GUILTY, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE?

I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE FACTS.

AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN, BEING DEFENSIVE. WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG?

CAN YOU TEACH ME THE PROPER WAY TO BEHAVE WHEN I KNOW I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG?

AND BY ANY CHANCE DID YOU USE THE LAST OF THE PAPER AND TELL NO ONE?

STOP MOVING THE GOAL POSTS.

AND THERE IT IS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Defensive Printing"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace woes.
• In this strip, Dilbert is being defensive about using the last of the printer paper, despite being asked to inform others when it runs out.
• The conversation between Dilbert and his coworker reveals Dilbert's frustration with being blamed for not informing others, and his insistence that he is not being defensive.
• The strip pokes fun at the common office scenario of running out of essential supplies, and the blame game that often follows.

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