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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th July 2021

Dilbert//11794, first published five years ago on Friday 30th July 2021

Healing Software


Open source transcript

YOUR SOFTWARE HAS A BUG. I CAN FIX THAT BY LAYING MY HANDS ON IT AND PRAYING.

YAKABLOKA-WAWA- WILLY-WALLA-BING BANG.

TRY IT NOW.

I REALLY HOPE THAT DIDNT WOR...

DANG.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Praying to the Software Gods"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman at work.
  • The woman is experiencing issues with her software, which she believes requires divine intervention to resolve.
  • She asks the man to lay his hands on the software and pray to fix it.
  • The man is skeptical but agrees to try.
  • After a few moments of silence, the woman exclaims, "Yakabloka-wawa-willy-walla-bing-bang," suggesting that her prayer has been answered.
  • The man is surprised and asks if the software is working now.
  • The woman responds, "Dang," implying that the software is still not functioning properly.
  • The man is left confused and frustrated, while the woman remains optimistic, hoping that her prayer will eventually work.

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