Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st August 2021

Dilbert//11796, first published five years ago on Sunday 1st August 2021

New Technology

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL MANIPULATE PEOPLE'S BRAINS FOR OUR PROFIT.

SHHH!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT PART OUT LOUD TELL ME MORE.

THE TECHNOLOGY WILL CREATE CIVIL STRIFE AND DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS.

BUT WE WOULD MAKE LOTS OF MONEY?

LOTS AND LOTS.

I COULD FINALLY AFFORD THE TROPHY WIFE I ALWAYS WANTED!

SHHH!!! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT PART OUT LOUD.

WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE TECHNOLOGY CALLED?

"SOCIAL MEDIA."

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