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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd August 2021

Dilbert//11798, first published five years ago on Tuesday 3rd August 2021

Simulation


Open source transcript

I HAVE A REPORT THAT YOU WERE WATCHING A CARTOONIST DOING A LIVE STREAM WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING.

I'M PRACTICING MY RELIGION. I BELIEVE A CARTOONIST IS OUR CREATOR, AND REALITY IS SOME KIND OF SIMULATION.

DOES THE CREATOR LOVE US?

NO, HE'S IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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