Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th August 2021

Dilbert//11814, first published five years ago on Thursday 19th August 2021

Garbage Man Advises On Tails

Open source transcript

LOOKS LIKE YOUR EMPLOYER MEDDLED WITH YOUR GENES AND CAUSED YOU TO GROW A HELPFUL TAIL.

IT HAS A WEAK BASE STRUCTURE.

SWITCH TO DECAF FOR A WEEK, AND IT'LL FALL RIGHT OFF.

AND IT ONLY TOOK A WEEK.

LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR IDEA IS BAD.

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