Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th August 2021

Dilbert//11824, first published five years ago on Sunday 29th August 2021

Access To Contracts

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MAY I SEE A COPY OF OUR NETWORK MAINTENANCE CONTRACT?

YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED TO SEE CONTRACTS.

I HAVE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS NEED.

IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AUTHORIZED.

OKAY, WHO IS IN CHARGE OF AUTHORIZING ACCESS?

THAT WOULD BE ME.

So...

GIVE ME ACCESS.

YOU NEED AN ACCESS REQUEST FORM.

WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THOSE?

FILL OUT AN ONLINE REQUEST.

WHAT'S THE URL?

I'M NOT AUTHORIZED TO TELL YOU.

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