Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd September 2021

Dilbert//11829, first published five years ago on Friday 3rd September 2021

Just An Image On My Screen

Open source transcript

HEY, DICK, I NEED A FAVOR. CAN YOU GET ME THE LATEST USAGE STATS?

NO. A FAVOR WOULD REQUIRE SOME KIND OF HUMAN CONNECTION BETWEEN US, AND I ONLY KNOW YOU AS A DIGITAL IMAGE ON MY SCREEN.

WE WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY.

YOU'RE BASICALLY AN EMOJI TO ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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