Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th September 2021

Dilbert//11831, first published five years ago on Sunday 5th September 2021

Robot Becomes Woke

Open source transcript

I UPGRADED OUR ROBOT WITH A WOKENESS CHIP.

NOW HE CAN SPOT INJUSTICE ANYWHERE.

? ??

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

ROBOTS HAVE GENDERS?

OF COURSE WE DO!

WHERE DO YOU THINK BABY ROBOTS COME FROM?

THEY COME FROM OUR FACTORY IN TEXAS.

HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU BEING ASSEMBLED.

WELL, IT APPEARS I AM A SOULLESS AUTOMATON.

IM AFRAID TO ASK WHAT THIS IMPLIES FOR MY AFTERLIFE.

IT RHYMES WITH GUNKYARD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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