Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th September 2021

Dilbert//11835, first published five years ago on Thursday 9th September 2021

Useful Assignments

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU PREFER THAT I COMPLETE THE ASSIGNMENTS YOU GAVE ME, OR SHOULD I DO SOMETHING USEFUL INSTEAD?

I WANT YOU TO DO THE USEFUL THINGS I TOLD YOU TO DO.

IN THAT CASE, I MUST BE DONE.

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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