Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th September 2021

Dilbert//11838, first published five years ago on Sunday 12th September 2021

Has Vacation Days

Open source transcript

I HAVE TWO WEEKS OF VACATION I NEED TO USE BY YEAR END.

SHOULD I TAKE AN INCONVENIENT AND EXPENSIVE TRIP TO SOMEPLACE IVE ALREADY SEEN IN PHOTOS AND VIDEOS?

OR SHOULD I HANG AROUND AT HOME FEELING USELESS AND BORED?

MAYBE YOU COULD VOLUNTEER TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE.

I HATE THE LESS FORTUNATE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL HAPPIER THAN I AM.

MAYBE YOU NEED A WIFE TO MAKE YOU DO THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO.

VIr.

THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER BENEFITS OF MARRIAGE?

YES. FOR EXAMPLE, YOULL NEVER NEED TO WONDER IF YOU HAVE ANY MAJOR CHARACTER FLAWS.

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