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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd October 2021

Dilbert//11878, first published five years ago on Friday 22nd October 2021

Dna Manipulation


Open source transcript

AS YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SIGNED YOUR EMPLOYMENT DOCU MENTS, YOU AGREED TO LET US MANIPULATE YOUR DNA.

JUDGING FROM THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES, NONE OF YOU REVIEWED THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE SIGNING.

ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE SO I CAN ERASE THAT DISAPPROVING LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Cat's Out of the Bag"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his feline companion, Dogbert, in a humorous exchange with their employer. The scene unfolds in a conference room where Dilbert and Dogbert are seated alongside their boss and other employees.

  • Dilbert's Warning: Dilbert begins by cautioning his colleagues that when they sign their employment documents, they are agreeing to let their employer manipulate their DNA.
  • Dogbert's Intervention: Dogbert interrupts, stating that he has been judging the faces of those present without reviewing the documents beforehand.
  • Dogbert's Request: Dogbert then requests that his colleagues roll up their sleeves so he can erase any disapproving expressions from their faces.

The comic strip playfully satirizes the idea of workplace surveillance and the manipulation of personal data, highlighting the absurdity of such practices. It also showcases the clever and mischievous nature of Dogbert, who often finds ways to exploit situations for his own amusement.

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