Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd October 2021

Dilbert//11878, first published five years ago on Friday 22nd October 2021

Dna Manipulation

Open source transcript

AS YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SIGNED YOUR EMPLOYMENT DOCU MENTS, YOU AGREED TO LET US MANIPULATE YOUR DNA.

JUDGING FROM THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES, NONE OF YOU REVIEWED THE DOCUMENTS BEFORE SIGNING.

ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVE SO I CAN ERASE THAT DISAPPROVING LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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