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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th November 2021

Dilbert//11897, first published five years ago on Wednesday 10th November 2021

Sadist For Phone System Design


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I HIRED A SOCIOPATH TO DESIGN OUR AUTOMATED PHONE SYSTEM.

WHY WOULD ANYONE HIRE A SOCIOPATH TO DESIGN A USER INTERFACE?

THAT'S THE WAY WEVE ALWAYS DONE IT.

NOT MY PROBLEM, NOT MY PROBLEM.

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