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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th November 2021

Dilbert//11907, first published five years ago on Saturday 20th November 2021

Job Requires Long Hours


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ILL BE HONEST WITH YOU, THE JOB WILL REQUIRE HARD WORK AND LONG HOURS.

I WISH SOMEONE HAD WARNED ME ABOUT THAT BEFORE I DROVE ALL THE WAY OVER HERE IN THIS STUPID SUIT!!!

I WAS LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT REACTION.

DO MOST PEOPLE PUNCH YOU BEFORE LEAVING?

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