Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th November 2021

Dilbert//11914, first published five years ago on Saturday 27th November 2021

Boss And Champ

Open source transcript

HOW'S IT GOING, BOSS?

I WAS DOING OKAY UNTIL YOUR CONDESCENDING GREETING SPIKED MY CORTISOL LEVELS AND NEARLY OBLITERATED MY IMMUNE SYSTEM.

SHAKE IT OFF, CHAMP.

I'M DYING HERE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cortisol Levels"

Summary:

• A boss greets an employee, who responds with a sarcastic comment about their cortisol levels being spiked.
• The employee is shown to be highly stressed and overwhelmed, with their immune system nearly obliterated.
• The boss, oblivious to the employee's distress, continues to chat and asks the employee to "shake it off."
• The employee, fed up with the boss's insensitivity, responds with a dramatic declaration that they are dying.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace interactions and the challenges of managing stress and communication in a professional setting.

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