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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 30th November 2021

Dilbert//11917, first published five years ago on Tuesday 30th November 2021

Cone Of Anger


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I CAN'T HAVE ANY INTERRUPTIONS TODAY.

I'LL NEED TO IMPLEMENT THE CONE OF ANGER TO REPEL ANY TRESPASSERS.

GAAA!!!

WHY DOES IT HURT TO BE NEAR YOU?

\1/ SHIELDS HOLDING 95%.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Anger Management"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairdo, and his co-worker, Alice, who has a large, red afro. The story begins with Alice announcing her inability to have any interruptions, followed by a request to implement a "cone of anger" to repel trespassers. Dilbert is perplexed by her demands, leading to a humorous exchange where he questions the effectiveness of the cone of anger in repelling trespassers. The comic strip concludes with Alice becoming enraged and threatening to hurt Dilbert, prompting him to ask why the cone of anger is not working to protect him.

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