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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th December 2021

Dilbert//11924, first published five years ago on Tuesday 7th December 2021

Simulation Testing


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HI. I DESIGNED A VIRTUAL WORLD IN THE METAVERSE SO I CAN TEST MY LIFE CHOICES BEFORE MAKING DECISIONS.

THAT IS THE WORST PICKUP LINE I HAVE EVER HEARD.

PING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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