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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th December 2021

Dilbert//11926, first published five years ago on Thursday 9th December 2021

Wally Avoids Work Twice


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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO BUILT A PARALLEL WORLD IN THE METAVERSE.

I BUILT ONE JUST FOR THE CHALLENGE OF AVOIDING WORK IN TWO REALITIES AT ONCE.

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND MY MINDSET BECAUSE YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER BEEN SUPER-GOOD AT ANYTHING.

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