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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 2021

Dilbert//11932, first published five years ago on Wednesday 15th December 2021

Guy With No Talents


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I HIRED A GOOD- LOOKING GUY WITH NO DISCERNABLE TALENTS.

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SKILLS WHATSOEVER, BUT HE SURE LOOKS AS IF HE WOULD, AND THAT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING.

I PLAN TO BE NICE TO HIM. I THINK HE'S DESTINED TO BE OUR NEXT CEO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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