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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th December 2021

Dilbert//11934, first published five years ago on Friday 17th December 2021

Lower The Quality


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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE ADD THAT FEATURE?

FOUR WEEKS.

CAN YOU DO IT IN ONE WEEK?

YES, IF I LOWER THE QUALITY.

OKAY, DO THAT. AND ASK TINA TO MAKE THE USER MANUAL MORE CONFUSING SO OUR CUSTOMERS THINK IT'S THEIR FAULT WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK.

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