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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th December 2021

Dilbert//11936, first published five years ago on Sunday 19th December 2021

Resting Bored Face


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I'M SORRY, IS MY DESCRIPTION OF THE PROBLEM BORING YOU?

WHAT? NO. IM TOTALLY ENGAGED.

I JUST HAVE A BAD CASE OF "RESTING BORED FACE," OR RBF FOR SHORT.

SO... NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, YOU ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THAT?

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE A BAD THING.

YOU'RE SUCKING THE LIFE FORCE RIGHT OUT OF MY BODY!

I'D RATHER BE DEAD THAN SPEND ANOTHER SECOND WITH YOU.

CAN YOU TEACH ME THE RBF?

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I PROBABLY LOOK LIKE I WOULDNT.

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