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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st December 2021

Dilbert//11938, first published five years ago on Tuesday 21st December 2021

Breathing On A Coworker


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I HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP FOR BREATHING ON A COWORKER.

I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW MANY DEADLY PATHOGENS COME OUT OF YOUR TOXIC PIE HOLE.

SHOULD I STOP BREATHING, OR WHAT?

ONLY UNTIL WE CAN ENCASE YOU IN CONCRETE.

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