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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st December 2021

Dilbert//11938, first published five years ago on Tuesday 21st December 2021

Breathing On A Coworker


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I HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP FOR BREATHING ON A COWORKER.

I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW MANY DEADLY PATHOGENS COME OUT OF YOUR TOXIC PIE HOLE.

SHOULD I STOP BREATHING, OR WHAT?

ONLY UNTIL WE CAN ENCASE YOU IN CONCRETE.

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AI Analysis

Title: "Toxic Workplace"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, sitting at his desk with a red cat on it. He is writing a letter to his coworker, stating that he must write him up for breathing on him. The coworker responds by asking how many deadly pathogens come out of his toxic pie hole. Dilbert then asks if he should stop breathing or what, and the coworker suggests encasing him in concrete. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace conflicts and the ridiculousness of some office dynamics.

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