Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd December 2021

Dilbert//11940, first published five years ago on Thursday 23rd December 2021

Urgent Assignment

Open source transcript

IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WORK ALL NIGHT TO HAVE THIS DONE BY TOMORROW.

THE NEXT DAY I GOT IT DONE!

GREAT.

GET ON MY CALENDAR FOR NEXT WEEK TO DISCUSS IT.

NOW I WANT TO STRANGLE YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS.

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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