Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th December 2021

Dilbert//11945, first published five years ago on Tuesday 28th December 2021

Knotted Rope Rumor

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU WANTING TO REPLACE OUR NETWORK WITH A KNOTTED ROPE?

THAT'S DUMB.

I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE WALKING IT BACK.

TELL THEM I NEVER SAID IT.

I'LL TELL THEM YOU MOVED THE GOALPOSTS.

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