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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th January 2022

Dilbert//11957, first published four years ago on Sunday 9th January 2022

Taking Care Of It


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I'VE NOTICED A DISTURBING PATTERN IN THE ASSIGNMENTS I GIVE YOU.

YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU WILL TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING, BUT THEN YOU DON'T.

THEN, WHEN I QUESTION YOU ABOUT IT, YOU SAY YOU REALLY WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.

BUT THEN YOU DON'T SO I'M HERE TO TELL YOU IT ISN'T OPTIONAL TO DO ASSIGNMENTS.

YOU MUST DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WILL TOTALLY TAKE CARE OF THAT.

OKAY, GOOD.

WHY DOESN'T THIS FEELI LIKE A WIN?

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Delegation"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The boss assigns Dilbert a task with an ambiguous deadline, stating that he will take care of it but not specifying when. Dilbert questions the lack of clarity, prompting the boss to clarify that he is expected to do what he thinks is right.

The conversation highlights the challenges of effective delegation, where the person assigning the task may not provide sufficient guidance or accountability. The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace scenario where employees are left to navigate unclear expectations, leading to confusion and frustration.

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