Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th January 2022

Dilbert//11959, first published four years ago on Tuesday 11th January 2022

Boss Defends His Murdering

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU MURDERED TED.

NO, IT WAS ALL TED'S FAULT FOR STANDING ON AN UNSTABLE CHAIR TO REACH A BOX.

DID YOU TELL HIM YOU WOULD HOLD THE CHAIR STEADY?

YES, BUT IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS BORING.

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AI Analysis

Title: "A Boring Defense"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Ted, a character who has been accused of murder.
• He responds to the accusation by saying that he heard someone had murdered Ted.
• The person who accused him then asks if Ted was standing on an unstable chair to reach a box.
• Ted responds by saying that he would hold the chair steady, but it was boring.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that Ted's defense is unconvincing and that he is trying to come up with a creative excuse for his actions.

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