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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th January 2022

Dilbert//11959, first published four years ago on Tuesday 11th January 2022

Boss Defends His Murdering


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I HEARD YOU MURDERED TED.

NO, IT WAS ALL TED'S FAULT FOR STANDING ON AN UNSTABLE CHAIR TO REACH A BOX.

DID YOU TELL HIM YOU WOULD HOLD THE CHAIR STEADY?

YES, BUT IN MY DEFENSE, IT WAS BORING.

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