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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th January 2022

Dilbert//11974, first published four years ago on Wednesday 26th January 2022

Folksy Sayings


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SORRY I'M LATE.

I WAS WORKING HARDER THAN A ONE-EYED BEAVER IN A KNITTING CONTEST.

DARN IT! I WANT TO BE MAD AT YOU FOR YOUR TARDINESS BUT YOUR FOLKSY CHARM MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE!

YOU LOOK LIKE A TURNIP DURING DUCK SEASON IT'S WORKING!

STOP IT!

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