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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th February 2022

Dilbert//11989, first published four years ago on Thursday 10th February 2022

Billing Error


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I JUST DISCOVERED WE'VE BEEN OVERCHARGING ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS FOR YEARS BECAUSE OF A BUG IN OUR BILLING SOFTWARE.

IF I BACK OUT ALL OF THOSE CHARGES, OUR REVENUE WENT DOWN AN AVERAGE OF 11% EVERY YEAR YOU HAVE BEEN CEO.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

COME TO THE ROOF WITH ME.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING NEAR THE EDGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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