Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th February 2022

Dilbert//11992, first published four years ago on Sunday 13th February 2022

Sunday Alice's Point

Open source transcript

SO, THAT'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS TOPIC I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS ANOTHER TOPIC.

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

I WON'T BE DONE WITH MY POINT UNTIL I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I COULD MAKE MY POINT WHILE YOU ARE WALKING AWAY.

YOU COULD TRY, BUT I'LL HAVE A SNEEZE ATTACK SO I DON'T HEAR YOU.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN TOLERATE BEING AROUND YOU LOSERS IS BY TALKING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND LISTENING AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

THEN HOW WILL I...

GOTTA GO!

AAAH- CHOO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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