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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 13th February 2022

Dilbert//11992, first published four years ago on Sunday 13th February 2022

Sunday Alice's Point


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SO, THAT'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME.

WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS TOPIC I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS ANOTHER TOPIC.

THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.

I WON'T BE DONE WITH MY POINT UNTIL I HAVE TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I COULD MAKE MY POINT WHILE YOU ARE WALKING AWAY.

YOU COULD TRY, BUT I'LL HAVE A SNEEZE ATTACK SO I DON'T HEAR YOU.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN TOLERATE BEING AROUND YOU LOSERS IS BY TALKING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND LISTENING AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE.

THEN HOW WILL I...

GOTTA GO!

AAAH- CHOO!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Tolerating Losers"

Summary:

The comic strip, created by Scott Adams, features Dilbert and his coworker Wally in a humorous exchange. The conversation revolves around the topic of tolerating losers, with Dilbert expressing frustration at having to deal with Wally's behavior. Wally responds by suggesting that Dilbert should have a sneeze attack to avoid hearing him. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with difficult colleagues and the creative ways people try to cope with them.

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