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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th April 2022

Dilbert//12046, first published four years ago on Friday 8th April 2022

Training Class


Open source transcript

CAN I TAKE THIS TRAINING CLASS?

NO, MY PLAN IS TO LET YOUR SKILLS ATROPHY SO I HAVE A REASON TO FIRE YOU AND HIRE A CHEAPER ENGINEER.

DO YOU SEE ANY FLAWS IN MY PLAN?

ONLY AN ELEVATED RISK OF EMPLOYEE SABOTAGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cost-Cutting Measures"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager asks the employee if they can take a training class, to which the employee responds that they have a plan to fire the employee and hire a cheaper engineer. The manager is concerned about the employee's plan, but the employee reassures them that it is an "elevated risk of employee sabotage." The comic strip humorously highlights the manager's cost-cutting measures and the employee's willingness to take risks.

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