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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th April 2022

Dilbert//12046, first published four years ago on Friday 8th April 2022

Training Class


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CAN I TAKE THIS TRAINING CLASS?

NO, MY PLAN IS TO LET YOUR SKILLS ATROPHY SO I HAVE A REASON TO FIRE YOU AND HIRE A CHEAPER ENGINEER.

DO YOU SEE ANY FLAWS IN MY PLAN?

ONLY AN ELEVATED RISK OF EMPLOYEE SABOTAGE.

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