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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th April 2022

Dilbert//12048, first published four years ago on Sunday 10th April 2022

Mon Or Tues After 1 Pm


Open source transcript

DO YOU PREFER MEETING ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY?

TAP- TAP- TAP...

YES.

YOUR ANSWER SUGGESTS YOU DID NOT READ MY QUESTION.

...

I'M ASKING YOU TO SELECT A SPECIFIC DAY, EITHER MONDAY OR TUESDAY, AND ANY TIME AFTER 1 P.M.

TAP- TAP- TAP...

10 A.M.

WORKS FOR ME.

YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH DAY, AND YOU PICKED A TIME THAT WASN'T OFFERED.

- TAP- . .

PLEASE READ ALL OF THE WORDS IN THIS MESSAGE AND GIVE ME A TIME AFTER 1 P.M.

AND ON EITHER A MONDAY OR TUESDAY.

TAP- TAP- TAP...

DOES 11 A.M. ON FRIDAY WORK?

I CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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