Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd May 2022

Dilbert//12090, first published four years ago on Sunday 22nd May 2022

Sunday Mordac Hurts Carl

Open source transcript

CARL, YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS TO PROVE YOU CAN DO THE JOB.

THIS IS MORDAC.

HELL HELP YOU GET ONLINE ACCESS TO ALL THE DATA YOU NEED.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO GIVE ME NETWORK ACCESS?

ABOUT A MONTH.

BUT... THAT WOULD BE ONE WEEK AFTER I GET FIRED FOR NOT PRODUCING ANY WORK.

YEP. LOOKS LIKE YOU CHOSE THE WRONG CAREER.

MY CAREER ALLOWS ME TO GET PAID FOR DOING SOMETHING I WOULD DO FOR FREE.

WHICH IS. ..?

HURT PEOPLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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