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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 2022

Dilbert//12092, first published four years ago on Tuesday 24th May 2022

Poison Pill


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ELON MUSK DOUBLED HIS OFFER TO BUY OUR COMPANY. HE'S NOW AT SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS.

THE BOARD VOTED TO CREATE A "POISON PILL" TO THWART THE TAKEOVER.

PASS AROUND THESE PILLS AND TELL EVERYONE TO WAIT FOR THE SIGNAL.

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Comic Strip Title: "Poison Pill"

Summary:

  • Elon Musk has doubled his offer to buy the company, now at $600.
  • The board has voted to create a "poison pill" to thwart the takeover.
  • The poison pill is a strategy used by companies to prevent a hostile takeover by making it more expensive for the acquirer to buy shares.
  • The board's decision is an attempt to protect the company's interests and maintain control.
  • The comic strip highlights the ongoing battle between Musk and the company's board over the acquisition.

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