Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st June 2022

Dilbert//12120, first published four years ago on Tuesday 21st June 2022

Dogbert The Selfish Therapist

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE SELFISH THERAPIST I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE HOW GREAT I AM, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I CAN'T MAKE FRIENDS.

HAVE YOU TRIED YELLING?

HOW WOULD THAT HELP?

I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU ANYWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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