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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th June 2022

Dilbert//12129, first published four years ago on Thursday 30th June 2022

100 Percent Of The Vote


Open source transcript

PUNDITS ARE SAYING OUR VOTING MACHINES WERE HACKED BECAUSE ONE CANDIDATE GOT 100% OF THE VOTES.

WE NEED TO QUICKLY BRIBE A REPORTER TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT HOW THAT CANDIDATE RAN A GREAT CAMPAIGN.

THAT CANDIDATE WAS YOUR BROTHER.

LET'S HOPE NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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