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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th July 2022

Dilbert//12144, first published four years ago on Friday 15th July 2022

Firing Np Cs


Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO OUR INTERNAL SURVEY, 25% OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS.

ALL THEY CAN DO IS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT WORK. THAT'S HOW I PLAN TO WEED THEM OUT.

I HATE WORKING WHEN IT'S SUNNY.

PACK UP YOUR THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Weed 'Em Out"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a cat sitting at a desk, addressing a group of employees.
  • The cat states that 25% of the employees are non-player characters, implying they are unproductive or unengaged.
  • The cat suggests that these employees should be "weeded out" to improve the team's overall performance.
  • The cat also expresses frustration with the weather and the need to work when it's sunny.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of weeding out unproductive employees and the challenges of working in an office environment.

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