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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th July 2022

Dilbert//12144, first published four years ago on Friday 15th July 2022

Firing Np Cs


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ACCORDING TO OUR INTERNAL SURVEY, 25% OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS.

ALL THEY CAN DO IS TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT WORK. THAT'S HOW I PLAN TO WEED THEM OUT.

I HATE WORKING WHEN IT'S SUNNY.

PACK UP YOUR THINGS.

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