Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st July 2022

Dilbert//12150, first published four years ago on Thursday 21st July 2022

Only One Choice

Open source transcript

YOUR SPACE LASER INVENTION DESTROYED THE ALIEN ARMADA AND SAVED THE WORLD.

NORMALLY I WOULD NAME YOU EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK, BUT BECAUSE IT WAS A SECRET MILITARY OPERATION, I ONLY HAVE ONE CHOICE.

GIVE ME A SECRET BONUS?

I WAS GOING TO SAY KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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