Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st July 2022

Dilbert//12150, first published four years ago on Thursday 21st July 2022

Only One Choice

Open source transcript

YOUR SPACE LASER INVENTION DESTROYED THE ALIEN ARMADA AND SAVED THE WORLD.

NORMALLY I WOULD NAME YOU EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK, BUT BECAUSE IT WAS A SECRET MILITARY OPERATION, I ONLY HAVE ONE CHOICE.

GIVE ME A SECRET BONUS?

I WAS GOING TO SAY KILL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Alien Armada's Secret Military Operation"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk.
• His coworker, a woman with a bun hairstyle, approaches him with a cryptic message.
• The message reveals that the alien armada has destroyed the space laser invention and saved the world.
• The coworker then offers Dilbert a secret bonus, but only if he agrees to be named employee of the week.
• However, there's a catch: Dilbert must say "kill you" to receive the bonus.
• The comic strip ends with Dilbert hesitantly agreeing to the coworker's request.

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