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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2022

Dilbert//12160, first published four years ago on Sunday 31st July 2022


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I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR STORIES.

ESPECIALLY THE ONES IVE ALREADY HEARD.

YOUR TERRIFIC STORIES NEED TO BE REPEATED SO THEIR WISDOM SINKS IN.

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THAT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN HOW WE LEARN ANYTHING ELSE.

I LOVE THE FACT THAT ALL OF YOUR STORIES HAVE THE SAME POINT: YOU'RE AWESOME.

AND THAT'S A LESSON THAT HAS HELPED ME GROW AS A PERSON AND AS A PROFESSIONAL.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN EVER REPAY YOU FOR THAT GIFT.

IS HE SERIOUS?

I CAN'T TELL.

NO ONE KNOWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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